ignore this
You're one of the noble seadwellers of Alternia, and while you take your SEADWELLER PRIDE pretty fucking seriously, you don't harbor any ill will toward landdwellers. Except for REBELS. Anyone who might dare to OVERTHROW the empress-to-be answers to you, and THAT AIN'T PRETTY.
You take a lot of interest in MUSIC, which you enjoy creating with the variety of SHELLS you collect. You can drum up some pretty SICK SYMPHONIES, if you do say so yourself. Your SHELL COLLECTION is vast and diverse, and it's not just a bunch of musical instruments, either. Some of them are WEAPONS, in the right hands.
The right hands are yours, by the way.
When you're not strifing with SHELLKIND, you also use CORALKIND, and you've equipped KELPKIND and even DRIFTWOODKIND on occasion, too. You have a variety of strife decks, the better to DEFEND THE EMPRESS with. You keep yourself sharp by fighting with SHARKS AND SEA MONSTERS, since your lusus is USELESS AT STRIFING.
In fact, the only thing your lusus does is DEFEND YOUR HIVE, which she's pretty good at, even if all she does is SIT THERE. Being a MASSIVE FUCKING JELLYFISH, her stinging tendrils usually deter would-be visitors. You've been IMMUNE TO THE STING for as long as you can remember.
Your trolltag is chthonicChampion, and you tend to speak in meandering sentenC≈es, and sometimes you just C≈ompletely forget what you were... what? nevermind