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1. Eridan Ampora
2. Terezi Pyrope
3. Dave Strider
4. Jade Harley
5. John Egbert
6. Karkat Vantas
7. Tavros Nitram
8. Rose Lalonde
9. Feferi Peixes
10. Vriska Serket
11. Sollux Captor
12. Kanaya Maryam
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Sollux/Karkat? Hell yeah I have. And I'd do it again, too.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
I think she's cute, mostly, but she could definitely be hot if she... put her mind to it?
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
... sparkly grimdark vampire babies?
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
Sadly, no. I haven't read any! I should fix this.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Haha, awwwwwww. Terezi and Karkat are THE BEST COUPLE. It is them.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? ffffffffff oh my god. um. honestly, I prefer John/Vriska, because I'm not a huge fan of omgsuperfluffychoukawaii relationships, which I imagine John/Fef being.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
[insert joke about cripples walking here.] He'd probably turn colours and walk right back out again.So fast, it would happen and there wouldn't even be any staaaaaaaairs.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Terezi's been bragging about what a good lay the Dave human is, so Vriska decides to take him for a test drive, much to his alarm. Shenanigans ensue, and Terezi watches. ... Sort of.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
KLDJESAKLGDA LMF— Rose♠Eridan forever, motherfuckers. NO FLUFF HERE.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
The First Step Is The Hardest.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
df;klgla'hhjfgd lmfao what is this eveeen um. I'd have to compare her to Feferi, and set up some situation where she imparts some tough love on him, pretty much moirail-style, and he falls stupid in love with her.
Does anyone you know read 7 slash?
Lolol, probably everyone? He's really rather slashable, though I like him best with Vriska.
Does anyone you know read 3 het?
At least most of them, ffff. (Personally, I'm not a fan of much Dave slash, but I am partial to the occasional Dave♥/♦John or Dave♥/♠Terezi♥Karkat(♠Dave) triangle.)
Does anyone you know write or draw 11?
Probably! I don't know offhand, but.
Would anyone you know write 2/4/5?
Wow, Terezi/Jade/John... that's... weird. I'm sure some crazy motherfucker would write it, though.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
I can't unhear this, so.
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Aww, Rose... She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Lmao, Eridan♣Karkat♣Kanaya. Extreme auspisticizing, lots of language and a high probability of violence.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither."
I'M SORRY OKAY I CAN'T RESIST MAKING FUN OF THE DISABLED.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Less than a week ago, I'm sure.
What is 6's super-secret kink?
Kisses on his chest. ♥
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Drunk or sober, yes. ♥
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Lmaooo I don't ship this shit, but Dave.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Eri and Fef, aww... Fef and Jade, teehee... Eri and... Sollux... and Kanaya... ... wise advice of... John... ? ... true love with Dave? (unsure)
No More Fish In The Sea. :c I'm pretty sure Rachel and Fyre would read it for the lulz, but idk about anyone else. All I know is I'm not writing it. ... Rachel's really good at these batshit crack fics, though!
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Fairly unhappy. I'm holding a huge torch for Tav/Vriska. While Tav/Rose could be cute, I don't want it canon.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
LMFAO. I would attend every class with Professor Vantas. But in terms of actually, you know, teaching? Probably Sollux.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
HOTTER THAN THE BLINDING ALTERNIAN SUN, BABY. Legit.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Well, it's not a suicide mission... but if Kanaya planned it, it'll probably succeed.
What is, or would be, 9's favorite book?
The Rainbow Fish!
Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
The former. He's their leader, after all.
For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
John and Fef would make super cute roommates.
2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Someplace with spicy food, and... lmao, they discuss Vriska.
3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
SOMETHING TERRIBLE. /runs from this question.
If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Kill him.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
ALL I CAN THINK OF ARE CRIPPLE JOKES.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Feferi and John are in trouble!
If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
AWWW. I'D BE HIS BFF, MAN. WE'D TAKE WHEELCHAIR RIDES DOWN MY DRIVEWAY AND PLAY AWESOME GAMES.
If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I-I, um. I might put him in a cowboy hat and give him an acoustic guitar.
Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
Not to my knowledge, lmao.
If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
John, I think, but idrk.
What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
I repeat.
1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Kanaya.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
... (unsure)
What is 6's secret?
LMFAO ARE YOU SERIOUS KARKAT
If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Feferi. ♥ Sollux might even let her win.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Um. Rose... (unsure)
"2 and 8 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 6 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 11 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 12, they seek out 7, who gives them what they need to complete their quest."
What title would you give this fic?
Terezi and Rose tagteam? Jade has a secret sinister organization? Karkat spies for her? Sollux is kidnapped, Kanaya dispenses advice (go figure), and — oh my god that's my title
THE CRIPPLE HOLDS THE KEY.
2. Terezi Pyrope
3. Dave Strider
4. Jade Harley
5. John Egbert
6. Karkat Vantas
7. Tavros Nitram
8. Rose Lalonde
9. Feferi Peixes
10. Vriska Serket
11. Sollux Captor
12. Kanaya Maryam
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Sollux/Karkat? Hell yeah I have. And I'd do it again, too.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
I think she's cute, mostly, but she could definitely be hot if she... put her mind to it?
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
... sparkly grimdark vampire babies?
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
Sadly, no. I haven't read any! I should fix this.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Haha, awwwwwww. Terezi and Karkat are THE BEST COUPLE. It is them.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? ffffffffff oh my god. um. honestly, I prefer John/Vriska, because I'm not a huge fan of omgsuperfluffychoukawaii relationships, which I imagine John/Fef being.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
[insert joke about cripples walking here.] He'd probably turn colours and walk right back out again.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Terezi's been bragging about what a good lay the Dave human is, so Vriska decides to take him for a test drive, much to his alarm. Shenanigans ensue, and Terezi watches. ... Sort of.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
KLDJESAKLGDA LMF— Rose♠Eridan forever, motherfuckers. NO FLUFF HERE.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
The First Step Is The Hardest.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
df;klgla'hhjfgd lmfao what is this eveeen um. I'd have to compare her to Feferi, and set up some situation where she imparts some tough love on him, pretty much moirail-style, and he falls stupid in love with her.
Does anyone you know read 7 slash?
Lolol, probably everyone? He's really rather slashable, though I like him best with Vriska.
Does anyone you know read 3 het?
At least most of them, ffff. (Personally, I'm not a fan of much Dave slash, but I am partial to the occasional Dave♥/♦John or Dave♥/♠Terezi♥Karkat(♠Dave) triangle.)
Does anyone you know write or draw 11?
Probably! I don't know offhand, but.
Would anyone you know write 2/4/5?
Wow, Terezi/Jade/John... that's... weird. I'm sure some crazy motherfucker would write it, though.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
I can't unhear this, so.
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Aww, Rose... She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Lmao, Eridan♣Karkat♣Kanaya. Extreme auspisticizing, lots of language and a high probability of violence.
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither."
I'M SORRY OKAY I CAN'T RESIST MAKING FUN OF THE DISABLED.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Less than a week ago, I'm sure.
What is 6's super-secret kink?
Kisses on his chest. ♥
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Drunk or sober, yes. ♥
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Lmaooo I don't ship this shit, but Dave.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Eri and Fef, aww... Fef and Jade, teehee... Eri and... Sollux... and Kanaya... ... wise advice of... John... ? ... true love with Dave? (unsure)
No More Fish In The Sea. :c I'm pretty sure Rachel and Fyre would read it for the lulz, but idk about anyone else. All I know is I'm not writing it. ... Rachel's really good at these batshit crack fics, though!
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Fairly unhappy. I'm holding a huge torch for Tav/Vriska. While Tav/Rose could be cute, I don't want it canon.
Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
LMFAO. I would attend every class with Professor Vantas. But in terms of actually, you know, teaching? Probably Sollux.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
HOTTER THAN THE BLINDING ALTERNIAN SUN, BABY. Legit.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Well, it's not a suicide mission... but if Kanaya planned it, it'll probably succeed.
What is, or would be, 9's favorite book?
The Rainbow Fish!
Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
The former. He's their leader, after all.
For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?
John and Fef would make super cute roommates.
2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Someplace with spicy food, and... lmao, they discuss Vriska.
3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
SOMETHING TERRIBLE. /runs from this question.
If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Kill him.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
ALL I CAN THINK OF ARE CRIPPLE JOKES.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Feferi and John are in trouble!
If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
AWWW. I'D BE HIS BFF, MAN. WE'D TAKE WHEELCHAIR RIDES DOWN MY DRIVEWAY AND PLAY AWESOME GAMES.
If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I-I, um. I might put him in a cowboy hat and give him an acoustic guitar.
Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?
Not to my knowledge, lmao.
If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
John, I think, but idrk.
What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
I repeat.
1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Kanaya.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
... (unsure)
What is 6's secret?
LMFAO ARE YOU SERIOUS KARKAT
If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Feferi. ♥ Sollux might even let her win.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Um. Rose... (unsure)
"2 and 8 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 6 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 11 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 12, they seek out 7, who gives them what they need to complete their quest."
What title would you give this fic?
Terezi and Rose tagteam? Jade has a secret sinister organization? Karkat spies for her? Sollux is kidnapped, Kanaya dispenses advice (go figure), and — oh my god that's my title
THE CRIPPLE HOLDS THE KEY.