fishie | hs kid body type headcanons

John is on the short and chunky side, with a little extra weight on him just about everywhere. It'll hang around until he's sixteen or so, when his biggest growth spurt helps redistribute it, and all that muscle from his hammer-swinging gets to shine — he tops out at about 5' 10" - 6', broad-shouldered, with a square jaw, manly hands, and a good bit of hair on his chest (to say nothing of his happy trail!). While he always remains a bit husky, it's pretty clear by then that it's mostly muscle. He's also one of those lucky stars whose cock size makes everyone double-take. That kid? No fucking way!

Rose is a bit tall, elegantly thin, erring on the side of bony, since she doesn't eat much, and when she does, she eats lightly. She'll get to be about 5' 6" or so, and as she gets older and her metabolism slows, puts on enough weight in the right places to give her a lovely figure. Never larger than a B-cup, but it suits her well — modest hips, a flat tummy, small breasts, and sharp bones in all the right places (clavicles, hips, hands, cheeks, jaw, shoulder blades). Without much weight on her, her ass isn't anything to write home about, but she makes a beautiful picture overall, willowy and proportionate.

Dave is lanky as all get-out. Someone needs to get this kid some sandwiches, stat. (He often forgets to eat, or just plain isn't hungry, but when he does eat, it's the most ungodly unhealthy shit.) He fills out some as he gets older, but mostly, he just gets taller — around 6' 1" to 6' 3", when all is said and done. Height is just about the only thing he has on John, since Dave has narrower shoulders, more compact muscle, and (much to his indignation) a smaller cock. His overall build is muscular, but lean, with slim hips and long-fingered hands that are put to good use (if you know what I mean).

Jade is also on the short side, topping out at about 5' 2", with a body that starts out chubby and ends up downright voluptuous. She has large thighs, wide hips, and some mad Oakland booty. Seriously, MC Hammer wrote that song about her. She wears a DD cup, when she wears a bra at all (something that Rose has to impress upon her as important, post-Sburb, for Dave's sake), and even once she grows into her figure, she still has a bit of a belly on her. Don't be fooled, though — underneath that soft exterior is a core of rock-hard muscle.

Jane is of short to average height, no taller than 5' 4", and like John, she starts out chunky, but she doesn't have the advantage of a growth spurt or muscle definition as she gets older. She'll always be a little on the heavy side, sporting D-cups, large nipples and love handles along with broad hips and thighs. Her weight isn't as well-distributed as Jade's ends up being, either, but she still carries it well on a pear-shaped figure. Her hands are especially tiny, and her arms are deceptively soft for as strong as she is. (A girl builds up some muscle, with all that rolling, beating, whipping....)

Jake is already pretty tall and lean, and nearly all muscle. Boy's like a fine wine, and only gets better with age: he caps off at about 6' 1", with a cock to rival John's (and equally little clue how to use it, unfortunately — the good equipment always goes to waste), but John's got him beat in manly build. Jake stays a little lankier, if only a little, with a more angular frame. He's also got that killer tan (and those killer tan lines) to show off, if he wants to impress. Unfortunately for him, John cuts a more imposing figure.

And Dirk cuts a more imposing figure still — while he might be mostly lean muscle now, he finishes up at 6' 4", with wide shoulders, strong hands, a strong jaw and pecs and biceps to die for. He's not quite as well hung as Jake or John (if better off than Dave, who would like to go on record as saying fuck you guys, I'm sure), but he sure as hell knows what to do with it. The motion of Dirk's ocean is— er, sorry, wrong headcanon. For as broad as his shoulders are, he's got a trim waist and hips, and the same long-fingered hands that Dave has.

Roxy is more or less average all around, which isn't to say that she's not gorgeous — just that she's not exceptional in any one aspect. She's of average height at 5' 5", and average weight in a neat hourglass figure; ample hips and firm ass, and perky C-cups with small, pointy nipples. Unlike Rose, she eats plenty (and unhealthily), but she never seems to gain or lose weight. She's always meticulously well-groomed, shaved and waxed, with a neat little well-trimmed patch of pubic hair, wide enough not to qualify as a landing strip. She tans at salons, but just enough to take the pale edge off and give her a healthy look.