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kids headcanon: sex edition
just thoughts I wanted to put somewhere; only did three kids because I don't play the others enough, whoops
Dave prefers a girl on top, just because it means he's doing less work. That's not to say that he'll just lie there (unless he's trying to piss her off, which is a distinct possibility), just that he's lazy and he likes to watch tits bounce.
The bigger, the better, in fact. He likes big racks, wide hips, generous ass and strong thighs. Those thighs are good for clamping around his head. Oral sex is even better than intercourse as far as he's concerned. He loves going down on a girl; it's honestly one of his favourite things, and he'll do it without expecting anything in return, often enough. (He'll never turn down a blowjob, though. Seriously. Never.)
He especially likes to watch a girl giving him head. He'll keep her hair out of the way so he can watch her work, and eye contact is a plus (especially with those doe-eyed girls he likes so much — brown eyes are his favourite). He makes it easy because he's a surprisingly gentle partner, not prone to being rough unless you rile him up.
John would rather take charge when it comes to sex. It's more awkward for him if he's letting her do all the work, because he doesn't know what to do with himself, so he's more comfortable directing the situation. He likes her facing him, on her back, or even better, in his lap. He's strong enough that he can usually move her around and switch positions freely (unless it's Vriska, that fat bitch) and often will. He likes his sex playful and somewhat adventurous; he'll always welcome new ideas or experiments.
He enjoys giving oral, but doesn't usually go out of his way to — it's something that he does when he wants to pay particular attention to her. Receiving oral is a little awkward for him, again, because he doesn't know what to do with himself. It's not as if he doesn't enjoy it, but he won't really ask for it, either.
He doesn't have a particular physical type that he likes. He's the sort of person who finds someone much more attractive once he has feelings for them (she's beautiful because he loves her, etc.). He tends to appreciate small parts of a girl, not just the usual T&A, but things like the small of her back, the inside of her wrists, her hipbones, her fingers or her ankles.
Dirk's position preferences change depending on whether he's giving or receiving. If he's the penetrating partner, he prefers to be in control; if he's being penetrated, he would rather be on bottom, usually facedown. He's not a fan of being penetrated upright, but he doesn't mind keeping a girl or guy sitting up in his lap or pinned up against the wall if he's doing the penetrating.
And he doesn't necessarily have to be with a guy to be receiving. He'll let a girl peg him. He does enjoy bottoming with other guys, but isn't averse to switching if his partner prefers it. In fact, if his partner asks for something, he's likely to oblige: he's not inclined to do oral without prompting, but he won't complain about it, either. He'll try almost anything once at the request of his partner.
He likes sleek, sexy redheads and exotic brunettes, especially with dark skin. He's an unfortunate sucker for a lot of sexy clichés: leather, tight pants and skirts, low-cut shirts, muscular men and voluptuous ladies. A pretty cover isn't enough, though. He won't really be into a person unless they're smart and engaging.
Dave prefers a girl on top, just because it means he's doing less work. That's not to say that he'll just lie there (unless he's trying to piss her off, which is a distinct possibility), just that he's lazy and he likes to watch tits bounce.
The bigger, the better, in fact. He likes big racks, wide hips, generous ass and strong thighs. Those thighs are good for clamping around his head. Oral sex is even better than intercourse as far as he's concerned. He loves going down on a girl; it's honestly one of his favourite things, and he'll do it without expecting anything in return, often enough. (He'll never turn down a blowjob, though. Seriously. Never.)
He especially likes to watch a girl giving him head. He'll keep her hair out of the way so he can watch her work, and eye contact is a plus (especially with those doe-eyed girls he likes so much — brown eyes are his favourite). He makes it easy because he's a surprisingly gentle partner, not prone to being rough unless you rile him up.
John would rather take charge when it comes to sex. It's more awkward for him if he's letting her do all the work, because he doesn't know what to do with himself, so he's more comfortable directing the situation. He likes her facing him, on her back, or even better, in his lap. He's strong enough that he can usually move her around and switch positions freely (
He enjoys giving oral, but doesn't usually go out of his way to — it's something that he does when he wants to pay particular attention to her. Receiving oral is a little awkward for him, again, because he doesn't know what to do with himself. It's not as if he doesn't enjoy it, but he won't really ask for it, either.
He doesn't have a particular physical type that he likes. He's the sort of person who finds someone much more attractive once he has feelings for them (she's beautiful because he loves her, etc.). He tends to appreciate small parts of a girl, not just the usual T&A, but things like the small of her back, the inside of her wrists, her hipbones, her fingers or her ankles.
Dirk's position preferences change depending on whether he's giving or receiving. If he's the penetrating partner, he prefers to be in control; if he's being penetrated, he would rather be on bottom, usually facedown. He's not a fan of being penetrated upright, but he doesn't mind keeping a girl or guy sitting up in his lap or pinned up against the wall if he's doing the penetrating.
And he doesn't necessarily have to be with a guy to be receiving. He'll let a girl peg him. He does enjoy bottoming with other guys, but isn't averse to switching if his partner prefers it. In fact, if his partner asks for something, he's likely to oblige: he's not inclined to do oral without prompting, but he won't complain about it, either. He'll try almost anything once at the request of his partner.
He likes sleek, sexy redheads and exotic brunettes, especially with dark skin. He's an unfortunate sucker for a lot of sexy clichés: leather, tight pants and skirts, low-cut shirts, muscular men and voluptuous ladies. A pretty cover isn't enough, though. He won't really be into a person unless they're smart and engaging.