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epic profile coding

<table border="0" cellpadding="6" width="900"><tbody><tr valign="center"><td align="right" valign="middle"><img src="IMGURL"></td><td align="left" valign="top"> <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">♛ Ratings : </font> <font face="Arial" size="3">♠ Strength : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ Speed : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Intelligence : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★★★</font> ♠ Willpower : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ Charisma : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★★☆</font> ♠ Endurance : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Luck : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ Mental Stability : <font color="#429DE2">★★☆☆☆☆</font> ♠ Emotional Stability : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Physical Stability : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font></font> <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">♛ Abilities : </font> <font face="Arial" size="3">♠ Close Range Combat : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Close Range Weaponry : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ Mid/Long Range Weaponry : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Communications : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ Espionage : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★★☆</font> ♠ Survival Skills : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Sciences : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ Engineering : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Medicine : <font color="#429DE2">★☆☆☆☆☆</font> ♠ Mechanics : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Leadership : <font color="#429DE2">★☆☆☆☆☆</font> ♠ Politics : <font color="#429DE2">★★☆☆☆☆</font> ♠ Technology : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ Trade : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ The Arts : <font color="#429DE2">★★★★☆☆</font> ♠ Alcohol : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Dating : <font color="#429DE2">★★☆☆☆☆</font> ♠ Sex : <font color="#429DE2">★★★☆☆☆</font> ♠ Intimacy : <font color="#429DE2">★☆☆☆☆☆</font></font></td></tr></tbody></table> <table align="center" width="600"><tbody><tr><td><font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Basic Information</font> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. Full name</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. Birthdate </font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Zodiac/Horoscope</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. Residence</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. Occupation</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">6. Canon powers</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> === <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Body and Appearance</font> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. How old is he?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style.</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">9. What color are his eyes?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">11. What are his chief tension centers?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">12. What is the character's wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">13. Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">14. Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> === <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Speech</font> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. What does this character's voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">6. Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">7. Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> === <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Mental and Emotional</font> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. Does he think on his feet, or does he need time to deliberate?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Describe the character's thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. What kind of education has the character had?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">6. Is he an introvert or an extrovert?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">7. Describe the character's temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">8. How does he respond to new people or situations? Is he suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">9. Is he more likely to act, or to react?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">10. Which is his default: fight or flight?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">11. Describe the character's sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">12. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">13. What moments in this character's life have defined him as a person?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">14. What does he fear?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">15. What are his hopes or aspirations?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">16. What is something he doesn't want anyone to find out about him?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> === <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Relationships</font> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. Describe this character's relationship with his parents.</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Are there other blood relatives to whom he is close? Are there ones he can't stand?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. Are there other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. Who is/was the character's best friend? How did they meet?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">6. Does he have other close friends?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">7. Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">8. Which does he consider more important: family or friends?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">9. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">10. Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">11. Who was his first crush? Who is his latest?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">12. What does he look for in a romantic partner?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">13. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">14. Does he have any rivals or enemies?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">15. What is the character's sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale">Kinsey scale</a>?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">16. How does he feel about sex? How important is it to him?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">17. What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> === <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Beliefs</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. Do you know your character's astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> === <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Daily Life</font> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. What is the character's financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected him?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">6. What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">7. What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> === <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Sexuality</font> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. Give a description of his genitals (if any)</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. Any size preference?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Sexual orientation?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. Describe his best sexual experience.</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. Describe his worst sexual experience.</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">6. Is he a dominant or submissive partner? (Top or Bottom, Seme or Uke)</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">7. What is his favourite position in bed?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">8. Describe his number one fantasy.</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">9. Does he have any sensitive areas or turn-ons? How about areas not to be touched/triggers?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">10. Does he masturbate? If he does, does he use toys or just his hands?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">11. Where is his favourite place to have sex?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">12. Describe something he wants to try out but haven't had the chance to.</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">13. What are his kinks/sex acts?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">14. Does he sleep naked or in pyjamas?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">15. What was their first time like?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">16. After-sex habits?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">17. Anything else to elaborate on?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> === <font color="#429DE2" face="impact" size="5">Associations</font> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">1. Color?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">2. Smell?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">3. Time of day?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">4. Season?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">5. Book?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">6. Music?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">7. Place?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">8. Substance?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">9. Plant?</font> <div style="margin-left: 40px;"></div> <font color="#429DE2" face="Arial" size="3">10. Animal?</font> <div style="text-align: right;"><small><i><a href="http://eroslegy.livejournal.com/5974.html#cutid1">original coding</a> by <lj site="livejournal.com" user="eroslegy"></i></small></div> </td></tr></tbody></table>

APP: Orphaner Dualscar // SH

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ref links for later:
→ sh profile
→ sh app page
→ eri's app
→ hogwarts history
→ triwizard tourney